the new hotness

i dunno where to begin. hmm. lets see. last week went to sch, told to come for like 2 weeks. came for like 2 days. and fri is gonna be the third. cool. nv skipped sch b4. u guys knw im sucha goodie too shoes. last wed went to mac for breakfast wid gaso. saw some of the a1 ppl. fierce nv go sch. haha. went gym like usual. the had nth to do. su sms me told tht she at poly. so i dropped by bt she aint there. fuck la. haha. then told to meet up at sweet talk. blablabla for abit then she went home. was so fucking bored to death. but he it was noon so went to ps. its been a while since ps saw me. changed abit but still knw that place like the back of my arse. haha. THIS IS WHEN THE REAL STORY STARTS. im nt bullshitting you. believe me on ths.

okay. otw back home, in the mrt. i saw this be e a you tiful girl. she was totally hot. to me. i was holding on the railing and she was sitting dwn. i was like WOW. thts one hot girl. but i see girls as ya thts hto, stare for abit and so wht. but for some freakisly crazy random act, i wanted to get her number. haha. i knw. crazy rite. i was thinking of wad to say. then there was a sit opp her. sat opp her. she looked at me, i looked at her thn looked away. i looked at her she saw me looking at her. so i like gave a tiny smile. haha. then ths old bitch boarded the mrt. had to give my sit up rite. haha. ego grew and held onto the handle. sort of showing off my biceps to her. wth/f. was like my hands and feet were sweating like i dunno. heart was racing as i tried to figure out wht to say to a be e a you tiful girl. then whe the seat was empty next to her, just went up and said hi. haha.

isham: hi
girl: hi
isham: im sham
girl: lutfiah
isham: nice name.
isham: so where u goin? goin out jalan raye?
fiah:just got back frm sch
isham:wad sch? arab sch?(guessing)
fiah:ya. you?
isham: montfort sec. near woodbridge. haah. boys sch
isham: so how old are you?
fiah:16. you?
isham: 17. jst turned
isham: so i was wondering you look like a fun kinda girl and i was wondering if i could have your number?
fiah:(smile)no.
isham:oh. okay. bt can i at least have your email?
fiah:sure
-took my fone and gave her email-
isham: hey thnx
-reached sengkang stn. she got off-
-before tht-
fiah: see you
isham: yeah, see you soon.

hhaa. i knw. its my first time. shocking.
then thur went to optimatrist to get contacts. oh finally. new hairstyle, shaved contacts. all thts left is getting a job and a girl. haha.
fri went to dans open hse.so fucking hard to find bt before tht went to vivo wid ashley and his bro his gf and bros friend. then went to singlap. dunno where the hell is tht. took 10 and was in the bus for like 1 1/2 hours. then overshoot. nvm2. then took 10 again, nw the oth way. saw aflaque in the bus wid his gf. god his gf is hot. didnt notice lionel till i saw a dude wid a mohawk. cool head. haha. then in the bus and overshoot again. ragh. when got there was like finally. hug dan and went to his big 3 storey hse. cool sia and everyone was wearing black. how emo is tht. evn marc was. hha. relax on his lawn told many crackpot jokes and was a whole lotta fun. malek wore a hat. cool dude he is.
sat was usual and sun was routine. but su nv look at me. so sombong.haha. she had a tummyache. so sedih. hahaa.

bored till i died but revieved for raye. haha

went to my aunts hse frm tue till fri. wanted to help out wid de making of de kueh. was fun but fuck was it boring there. there was nth to do. no internet connection, no com, NO LIFE! just watched tv all day long. miami ink was gd. love tattoos. may b i get one if im not a muslim. haha. thur night went to buy shoes. got mone from aunt. yahoo. nice casual shoes are my taste. fri we made ketupat and lontong. i was at the void deck looking after it. OMG i waited for like 8 hours. lucky had my mp3. but had to listen to 50 tracks,TWICE.

finally saturday arrived. it was raye. DUH. woke up like so damn late and had to rush to de mosque. everyone was wearing baju kurong. they look gd. but i was weaing tshirt and jeans. that was comfortable enough to me. fuck them if they didnt like wad i was wearing. had to pray on the side walk. it wascool. haha. my mum told me before puase that shes gonna make all our baju kurong. but turns out that my parents went to buy the baju kurng instead. wad lame shit. then went to ppls houses collecting taxes i mean hari raye money. its fun seeing my couzzies. ira help me out wid contact lenses. she gave me a crash course. her boobs look big thouh. hahah. eww. unle talib taught me a great lesson. three things to remember wehn chossing a girl.
1)she must be very good looking(this means she must be hot)
2)she must be smart(if both of you have jobs, then can support the family)
3)she must have a strong faith(DUH)
this is mine -4) she must be a virgin. if u marry her,(u want it to be tight rite.haha)
got ard $120 but used 20 to top up my fone. hahah. SELAMAT HARI RAYE TO ALL OF YA

my paper heart

sunday went to madrasah as usual. so routine. haha. ustazah mas gave me a present. told me to take 2. got a notebk and crayon. wth. im like steve on blues clues. hahaha. sit on our thinking chair and think, think, think. hahaha. den went lepak wid yop, wan and farah. i think yop likes farah. shes cute but if u seen her widout tudong., funny shit. went home wanted to sleep bt played soccer instead. argh.

mon was poa ppr. so freaking easy. coz i nv do. hhaaha. ppr 1 did only 5 qns den slept. ppr 2 nv even try. write my name den went into hibernation. haha. nw that the exams are over, im gonna go CLUBBING for the first time. YAHOO. and happy bdae to adilah. got her pooh. was my money only. haha. its ok. kal was like "hey, nv take out de price tag?" haha

shop till you puke. hey, guys shop too ok.

THURSDAY:
hmm...cant remember wad i did but its written in the last post. ahaha. go read it. watched antm that night. funny thing is, i was watching wid my mum. who knw my mum likes modeling. mayb thats y i asked her if i cld be a male model and she said yes. hahaha.

FRIDAY:
had no paper today. so i just slacked at home watching the magic box. i knw it is fasting mth but i was watching so many cooking shows. hahah. theres always this dude wid his caravan which looks like a giant freaking toaster. hahaah. bt his cooking rocks. love the way he make icecream sandwich. yumyum. haha. after watching martha. hey kenny rogers was on ya knw. i love his chicken. hate his music. hahaha. sori ken. went to friday prayer. god im a gd boy this week. haha. hope it doenst last. met falah. he look so the same. hair like bulu babi. haha.

after like 5 we went to kota tinggi(somewhere up north of johor). WENT SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES. but i prefered bugis or penisular. nearer for petes sake. we were in the car for like 2 hours. SO FREAKING LONG. my ass was round before this. now its flat and its sorta wider. hahaha. its was diff went we got there. quieter and smaller. wh care. walked ard for like 2hr then theres a decent shop of fake branded goods. hey, wad to do. we're cheap. bought an orange polo t. quiet nice ah. a greeen shirt. love gree. EVERYBODY, PUT UP YOUR HANDS SAY "I WANNA BE GREEN, I WANNA BE GREEN". gotta listen to good charlotte dance floor anthen to understand. hahahahaha. i freaking wanted a white pair of jeans. goes well wid the orange t. nw that im writing this, could of bought all this at bugis. haha. nvm ah. as long i have my mp3, im fine travelling 10 hours to anywhere. while waiting for my mum and aunt to buy carpet i saw a car wif u wanna knw wad, BAPOKS. theres a fat one too. like five in the car. laughed my flat ass off. got home at ard 3. so nt tired. im prepared for a whole nite of clubbing wid sam and chan. hahaha.

im so dumb, it hurts

lets see. i had my n level maths paper 2 on wed. it was so difficult sia. i left out qns totaling up to 9 marks. it was algebra qns anw. who cares abt that. hate algebra. numbers and alphaberts dont go together. fuck it la. hahaha.
so after that my terawih dude wanted to come over to borrow a spare tire to try on his bike. omg it look so funny on his haro. but his bike had suspension on the front. so it was like cool ah. then went over to his place to change my tire. it was kinda nice havin somebodyfix it for you. i was lazy at that time. lol. so went back home(and this is where the story starts.) on my bike. went so fast that the extra tire got caught in my front tire. i flew off my bike man. and it wasnt pretty. fell on my wrist and now both of it is spraind. hurts so badly. cant even hold anything. how pathatic. argh. when i was on the ground i was like "fuck me la". there was a kid and his brother. the kid said "eh boy, u fall from the building ah?" i kinda smiled. felt better though. htne his brother said"if he fall from the building, why he still alive?" i laugh my ass off. basturd kids.